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Falling In Love With the Author

A young lady once laid down a book which she had just finished, with the remark that it was the dullest story she had ever read. In the course of time, she became engaged to a young man, and one night she said to him: "I have a book in my library whose author's name, and even initials, are precisely the same as yours. Isn't that a singular coincidence?" "I do not think so," he replied. "Why not, pray?" "For the simple reason that I wrote the book." That night, the young lady sat up till two o'clock reading the book again. And this time it seemed the most interesting story she had ever read. The once dull book was now fairly fascinating because she knew and loved the author. So, a child of God finds the Bible interesting because he knows and loves the author! It is His Father's message, addressed to him.

-Record of Christian Work.

Out of the Mouth of Babes.

One day a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked the little boy:

TEACHER: "Tommy do you see the tree outside?"

TOMMY: " Yes."

TEACHER: "Tommy, do you see the grass outside? "

TOMMY: " Yes ."

TEACHER: " Go outside and look up, and see if you can see the sky."

TOMMY: " Okay." (He returned a few minutes later) " Yes, I saw the Sky. "

TEACHER: " Did you see God?"

TOMMY: "No."

TEACHER: " That's my point. We can't see God because He isn't there, he doesn't exist. "

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

LITTLE GIRL: " Tommy, do you see the tree outside? "

TOMMY: " Yes. "

LITTLE GIRL: " Tommy, do you see the grass outside? "

TOMMY: " Yessssss (getting tired of the same questions by this time)."

LITTLE GIRL: " Did you see the sky?"

TOMMY: "Yessssss. "

LITTLE GIRL: " Do you see the teacher?"

TOMMY: " Yes."

LITTLE GIRL: " Do you see her brain? "

TOMMY: " No. "

LITTLE GIRL: " Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!"

FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SITE 2 Corinthians 5:7

- Author Unknown.

God's Signs.

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy.

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Tell the kids I love them.
-God

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Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God

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C'mon over and bring the kids.-God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
-God

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We need to talk.
-God

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Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.

-God

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Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God

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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-God

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I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God

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Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-God

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Follow me.
-God

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Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God

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My way is the highway.
-God

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Need directions?
-God

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You think it's hot here?
-God

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Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God

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Do you have any idea
where you're going?
-God

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(And my personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there.
-God
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More To Come. God Bless You My Friend.

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